Just a few reasons why younger women should date older men of 60 & onwards.
(Credits to Goldie's post - I'm just going to list a few favourite/funny ones.)
1. He knows a lot of useless stuff and makes a great partner in games like Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit and Balderdash.
3. This gives you more free time to spend his money at malls, outlet stores, and online.
6. The big bedroom and/or guest rooms in his house means no rent for you and eventually your friends/relatives can move in too.
8. If you sprain your ankle, you can use his cane.
9. He qualifies for early bird senior discounts at restaurants.
10. He’ll actually dance with you at night clubs. He’ll be the hit of the party when he pulls out his “Funky Chicken.”
15. He’ll give you flowers, candy and best of all - cold, hard cash!
18. He’ll effectively replace your dad for when pops isn’t around. (Celebrate Father’s Day twice!)
19. Will treat 100% of the time. (Young guys don’t have cash, credit cards, or in many cases, wallets.)
22. He can help you with your homework. [omg, then is Kenneth old already? He helps me with my work all the time!]
23. He’s very experienced in bed. If you like it or want to try it, he’s been there, done that! (And more than once.)
26. He has a future, even though it might be a limited one.
28. Dating him will shock your folks. They may even throw lots of money at you to stop dating him.
36. He’s entitled to all kind of discounts including senior bus fares and matinee discounts. This means more cash left over for you.
38. You won’t have to worry about getting pregnant. His sperm cells are so old, they’re swimming backstroke (Warning: Always wear protection.)
40. He won’t argue with you over little, meaningless things. (He’s basically numb.)
43. You can talk politics with him, something you can’t do with younger men. (He knows that Colin Powell isn’t a medical condition.)
45. He’ll turn you on to old-school chick flicks like The Graduate, Love Story and Breakfast at Tiffany’s. [Luckily I never make Kenneth watch the Tiffany's]
47. He’ll take you on incredible vacations, unlike young guys. No more Vegas, Palm Springs and Tijuana during Spring Break. Say hello to cruises to Europe and Australia, ski trips to Aspen and Telluride and African safaris.
50. When he dies, you can date his cute son(s)!
1. He knows a lot of useless stuff and makes a great partner in games like Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit and Balderdash.
3. This gives you more free time to spend his money at malls, outlet stores, and online.
6. The big bedroom and/or guest rooms in his house means no rent for you and eventually your friends/relatives can move in too.
8. If you sprain your ankle, you can use his cane.
9. He qualifies for early bird senior discounts at restaurants.
10. He’ll actually dance with you at night clubs. He’ll be the hit of the party when he pulls out his “Funky Chicken.”
15. He’ll give you flowers, candy and best of all - cold, hard cash!
18. He’ll effectively replace your dad for when pops isn’t around. (Celebrate Father’s Day twice!)
19. Will treat 100% of the time. (Young guys don’t have cash, credit cards, or in many cases, wallets.)
22. He can help you with your homework. [omg, then is Kenneth old already? He helps me with my work all the time!]
23. He’s very experienced in bed. If you like it or want to try it, he’s been there, done that! (And more than once.)
26. He has a future, even though it might be a limited one.
28. Dating him will shock your folks. They may even throw lots of money at you to stop dating him.
36. He’s entitled to all kind of discounts including senior bus fares and matinee discounts. This means more cash left over for you.
38. You won’t have to worry about getting pregnant. His sperm cells are so old, they’re swimming backstroke (Warning: Always wear protection.)
40. He won’t argue with you over little, meaningless things. (He’s basically numb.)
43. You can talk politics with him, something you can’t do with younger men. (He knows that Colin Powell isn’t a medical condition.)
45. He’ll turn you on to old-school chick flicks like The Graduate, Love Story and Breakfast at Tiffany’s. [Luckily I never make Kenneth watch the Tiffany's]
47. He’ll take you on incredible vacations, unlike young guys. No more Vegas, Palm Springs and Tijuana during Spring Break. Say hello to cruises to Europe and Australia, ski trips to Aspen and Telluride and African safaris.
50. When he dies, you can date his cute son(s)!
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